On "evolving languages"

“Awesome” is the new “good”.

“Amazing” is the new “nice”.

“X totally destroyed/killed Y” is the new “Y is slightly inconvenienced by X”.

“The best thing ever” is the new “I’ll be amused by this for the next 2 minutes.”

“A new, fun way to do XYZ” is the new “Let me waste your precious time”.

You fucksticks broke my favourite language.