The Internet Is Broken

…in Europe. According to the Internet Traffic Report, Europe’s intertubes currently feature around 20-30% packet loss. Average, I might add. It seems like two of three major German routers have fallen of the net.

I can indeed confirm this: My connection graph looks like a comb.

When calling my ISP I don’t even get to the “on hold” loop, the automaton on the other end is telling me “Everyone’s busy, please leave a name and number, we’ll call you back ASAP”. Usually there’s a person answering after three rings max.

Please, dear Intertron, get unbroken again. We’ll be good kids, I swear.